[Waynarky]

I'm a South African and I, like my fellow countrymen, know how to steal!!

Therefore I have stolen one of your beautiful Canadian women, and made her my own!! RA HAHAHA....

She's getting a bit homesick though, so sooner or later I'll be leaving my dry, arid land of incompetence and corruption in favour of your frosty slopes and moose knuckles. So long as there's beer!

I can swap sand boarding for snowboarding... no problemo. See U in a few years ey?