[machnhed1]

Code:
<?php
$marlboro_light_supply = 20;
while ($workrequired === "shedloads"){
$caffeine_level ++;
$sleepmode = "false";
$mummified_state = "true";
$chocolate ++;
$caffeine_level ++;
$marlboro_light_supply = $marlboro_light_supply - 1;
{if ($marlboro_light_supply < 2){
$panicMode = "true";
$go_to_Shops = "true";
$run_home_for_money = "true"
$marlboro_light_supply = 20;
}
}
$sleepmode = "true";
?>

OK guys, anyone who got that is now officially a code geek. Welcome to the club. :P