[MCM]

Wait, I got it! This will display the title given to each static page:

<TITLE> 
{if $main eq "catalog" and $current_category.category eq ""} 
High-Grade Modern Gold, Silver, and Platinum Coinage! American Eagles and Commemoratives - Modern Coin Mart
{section name=position loop=$location step=-1} 
{math equation="x-1" x=$smarty.section.position.total assign="secondlast"} 
{if $smarty.section.position.iteration ne $smarty.section.position.total}{$location[position].0|escape}{/if} 
{if $smarty.section.position.iteration ne $secondlast}{if not %position.last%}  {/if} {/if} 
{/section} 
{elseif $main eq "help"} 
{$lng.txt_subtitle_help} 
{elseif $main eq "cart"} 
{$lng.txt_subtitle_cart} 
{elseif $main eq "checkout"} 
{$lng.txt_subtitle_checkout} 
{elseif $main eq "order_message"} 
{$lng.txt_subtitle_thankyou} 
{elseif $main eq "wishlist"} 
{$lng.txt_subtitle_wishlist} 
{elseif $main eq "giftcert"} 
{$lng.txt_subtitle_giftcerts} 
{elseif $main eq "pages"} 

{$page_data.title } - High-Grade Modern Coins - Modern Coin Mart

{else} 
{section name=position loop=$location step=-1}{$location[position].0|escape}{if not %position.last%} - 
{/if}{/section}{/if}</TITLE>